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1. It's customary to see food being thrown at meal time.
2. You never shower alone, and often there isn't any hot water left.
3. You grow oddly comfortable with doing #1 or #2 while making eye contact with another human.
4. Potty training exploits can often end with toddlers urinating on the floor like Crazy Eyes.
5. Certain guards (dads) are constantly smuggling in contraband (candy) for the prisoners (kids).
6. We rarely get furlough unless it involves a trip to the grocery store or Costco.
7. During transport all kids are on lock down.
8. Visitors are eagerly anticipated, but they usually can't stay very long.
9. We are constantly yelling 'No Touching!'
10. The kids all have nicknames that aren't their given names (bubs, macaroni, Lilly-face)
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11. Toddlers are always looking for an escape route from their child proofed areas.
12. The picky eaters will often make you think they've joined the hunger strike with Soso and Sister Jane.
13. The territorial battle between V and Red have nothing on two toddlers locked on being in control of the iPad.
14. Someone is always screaming in the background or cutting off your phone conversations.
15. We have our own SHU for bad behavior - TIME OUT!!
Can you relate?? Comment below with your likenesses between life as a SAHM/Mom and OITNB!
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